Finally, a shirt that explains why nothing gets done at your desk.
This tee delivers peak dad logic, transforming office despair into commuter-level comedy. Whether you're working from home, procrastinating in style, or just want to make HR nervous, this shirt stops everyone in their tracks.
Soft. Relatable. Mildly unproductive. Perfect for office warriors, tech dads, and anyone with a deeply suspicious workstation.
Discover our Men's T-Shirt, crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton for an eco-friendly choice that doesn't skimp on style. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, a seamless rib at the neck, and taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for enhanced structure. Available in multiple colors, including Safety Green, which complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards, this t-shirt is perfect for ensuring safety in high-risk environments or simply adding a vibrant touch to your outfit.
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Classic fit
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
THE FOLLOWING COLORS ARE CURRENTLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRAND: Yellow, Khaki, & Aquatic Blue
