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The Couch Dad Joke Shirt

The Couch Dad Joke Shirt

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"Persuasive Couch" Dad Joke Tee

Product Description:
Is it laziness… or just world-class furniture negotiation? This ultra-soft tee asks the real questions — like whether you're unmotivated or simply respecting the gravitational pull of a very convincing couch.

Perfect for dads, nap enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever lost a staring contest with a recliner. Printed on premium cotton for maximum comfort during maximum stillness.

Features:

Thoughtfully designed for active lounging

Soft, breathable cotton (so you can stay cool doing absolutely nothing)

Ideal gift for dads, introverts, and professional chillers

Warning:
Wearing this shirt may lead to spontaneous horizontal reflection and extended "resting your eyes."

Discover our Men's T-Shirt, crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton for an eco-friendly choice that doesn't skimp on style. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, a seamless rib at the neck, and taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for enhanced structure. Available in multiple colors, including Safety Green, which complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards, this t-shirt is perfect for ensuring safety in high-risk environments or simply adding a vibrant touch to your outfit.
  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Classic fit
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
  • 100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
  • Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
  • Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
  • THE FOLLOWING COLORS ARE CURRENTLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRAND: Yellow, Khaki, & Aquatic Blue
    • Men's T-Shirt | GILDAN 5000
    normal fit
    A B C
    S 27.99 inch 17.99 inch 6.22 inch
    M 28.98 inch 20 inch 6.5 inch
    L 30 inch 21.97 inch 6.97 inch
    XL 30.98 inch 23.98 inch 7.24 inch
    2XL 31.97 inch 25.98 inch 7.48 inch
    3XL 32.99 inch 27.99 inch 7.72 inch
    4XL 33.98 inch 30 inch 7.99 inch
    5XL 35 inch 31.97 inch 8.46 inch
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