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"Paranoia" Coffee/Tea Mug

"Paranoia" Coffee/Tea Mug

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"Paranoia at the Library" Mug

I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

This mug is perfect for lovers of wordplay, conspiracy theories (the harmless kind), and anyone who’s ever felt like the Dewey Decimal System was watching them. It’s equal parts clever and creepy — ideal for caffeine-fueled overthinkers, anxious readers, and dad joke connoisseurs.

11oz of mild suspicion. Dishwasher-safe, probably bugged.

This fully-insulated porcelain mug is ideal for your morning brew. Cream and sugar not included.
  • Ceramic | Capacity: 11 fl oz
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Lead and Cadmium free
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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