Product Description: Marriage: the sacred union of two people… taking eternal turns asking, “What do you want to eat?”
This shirt captures the true essence of commitment — not in sickness or in health, but in never-ending food indecision. It’s perfect for couples who’ve spent more time choosing dinner than planning their wedding.
Features:
Soft, high-quality cotton for stress-free food debates
Pairs perfectly with takeout menus and mild frustration
Ideal for anniversaries, date nights, or drive-thru therapy sessions
Warning: Wearing this tee may result in one person saying “I don’t care” and immediately vetoing everything.
Discover our Men's T-Shirt, crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton for an eco-friendly choice that doesn't skimp on style. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, a seamless rib at the neck, and taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for enhanced structure. Available in multiple colors, including Safety Green, which complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards, this t-shirt is perfect for ensuring safety in high-risk environments or simply adding a vibrant touch to your outfit.
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Classic fit
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
THE FOLLOWING COLORS ARE CURRENTLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRAND: Yellow, Khaki, & Aquatic Blue
