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Free Will Dad Joke Shirt

Free Will Dad Joke Shirt

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"Free Will vs. Dinner Plans" Dad Joke Tee

Product Description:
“I thought I had free will… until I tried to pick the restaurant.”

Turns out, free will ends where group dining begins.
This tee is for the brave souls who dare to say, “Let’s get tacos,” only to end up at that same place no one likes but everyone “agreed on.”

Ideal for dads, decision-fatigued partners, and anyone who's ever uttered, “Anywhere’s fine,” only to be told they're wrong.

Features:

Soft cotton comfort, because you won't be choosing where you sit either

Pairs well with indecisiveness and hunger-based bickering

Approved by dads who gave up and just started driving in circles

Note:
Wearing this shirt will not help you win the “What do you want to eat?” debate. But at least you'll look good losing it.

Discover our Men's T-Shirt, crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton for an eco-friendly choice that doesn't skimp on style. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, a seamless rib at the neck, and taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for enhanced structure. Available in multiple colors, including Safety Green, which complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards, this t-shirt is perfect for ensuring safety in high-risk environments or simply adding a vibrant touch to your outfit.
  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Classic fit
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
  • 100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
  • Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
  • Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
  • THE FOLLOWING COLORS ARE CURRENTLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRAND: Yellow, Khaki, & Aquatic Blue
  • Men's T-Shirt | GILDAN 5000
    normal fit
    A B C
    S 27.99 inch 17.99 inch 6.22 inch
    M 28.98 inch 20 inch 6.5 inch
    L 30 inch 21.97 inch 6.97 inch
    XL 30.98 inch 23.98 inch 7.24 inch
    2XL 31.97 inch 25.98 inch 7.48 inch
    3XL 32.99 inch 27.99 inch 7.72 inch
    4XL 33.98 inch 30 inch 7.99 inch
    5XL 35 inch 31.97 inch 8.46 inch
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