This shirt is a tribute to selective hearing, timeless marriages, and jokes that hit just a little too close to home. Whether you’re dodging criticism or just owning it proudly, this tee does all the not-listening for you.
Soft. Self-aware. Selectively attentive. Perfect for husbands, daydreamers, and anyone who's halfway through a conversation they already forgot.
Discover our Men's T-Shirt, crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton for an eco-friendly choice that doesn't skimp on style. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, a seamless rib at the neck, and taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for enhanced structure. Available in multiple colors, including Safety Green, which complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards, this t-shirt is perfect for ensuring safety in high-risk environments or simply adding a vibrant touch to your outfit.
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Classic fit
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
THE FOLLOWING COLORS ARE CURRENTLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRAND: Yellow, Khaki, & Aquatic Blue
