Dress For The Job Dad Joke Shirt

Description:

"Dress for the Job You Want" Dad Joke Tee

Product Description:
They said, “Dress for the job you want.”
So you did.
And now there’s a very polite security guard asking you to leave the bank… because apparently, Batman isn’t on payroll.

This tee is for every dad, dreamer, or vigilante with a questionable understanding of career advice. Soft, breathable, and bold enough to say, “I have a plan... just not a permit.”

Features:

Hero-level comfort with zero cape interference

Perfect for job interviews (at Wayne Enterprises)

100% cotton — no kevlar, but we’re working on it

Disclaimer:
May not be suitable for bank visits, rooftop brooding, or interrogating the dog like it’s a suspect.

Discover our Men's T-Shirt, crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton for an eco-friendly choice that doesn't skimp on style. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, a seamless rib at the neck, and taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for enhanced structure. Available in multiple colors, including Safety Green, which complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards, this t-shirt is perfect for ensuring safety in high-risk environments or simply adding a vibrant touch to your outfit.

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Classic fit
• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
• Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
• 100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
• Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
• Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
• THE FOLLOWING COLORS ARE CURRENTLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRAND: Yellow, Khaki, & Aquatic Blue


normal fit

	A	B	C
S	27.99 inch	17.99 inch	6.22 inch
M	28.98 inch	20 inch	6.5 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	6.97 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.24 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	25.98 inch	7.48 inch
3XL	32.99 inch	27.99 inch	7.72 inch
4XL	33.98 inch	30 inch	7.99 inch
5XL	35 inch	31.97 inch	8.46 inch