Product Description: “I went to the doctor and he said, ‘Don’t eat anything fatty.’ I asked, ‘Like bacon, burgers, and fries?’ He said, ‘No, Fatty… don’t eat anything.’”
Brutal. Honest. Hilarious. This tee delivers a classic gut punch — figuratively and literally — with medical-grade sarcasm and a side of crispy self-awareness.
Perfect for dads who can laugh at themselves, laugh at life, and still ask if there’s pie afterward.
Features:
Comfy, breathable cotton — built for cheat days
Strong enough to survive doctor visits and dad bod jokes
A great fit for food lovers with thick skin and a thin filter
Warning: Wearing this shirt may lead to unsolicited nutrition advice from strangers and spontaneous orders of fries out of spite.
Discover our Men's T-Shirt, crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton for an eco-friendly choice that doesn't skimp on style. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, a seamless rib at the neck, and taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for enhanced structure. Available in multiple colors, including Safety Green, which complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards, this t-shirt is perfect for ensuring safety in high-risk environments or simply adding a vibrant touch to your outfit.
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Classic fit
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
THE FOLLOWING COLORS ARE CURRENTLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRAND: Yellow, Khaki, & Aquatic Blue
