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Dog Bowl Heavyweight T-Shirt

Dog Bowl Heavyweight T-Shirt

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Your wife asked if you’d seen the dog bowl… and naturally, you answered like a dad: “No. I didn’t know he could.”


This shirt delivers peak dad-joke energy — the kind of pun that makes the whole room groan, including the dog. Perfect for dads who can’t resist wordplay, pet lovers with a sense of humor, or anyone who believes the best conversations start with a bad joke.


🐾 Soft cotton comfort
🐾 Guaranteed groans at family gatherings
🐾 Works on walks, at the park, or anywhere dogs (and dads) roam

Because sometimes, the only thing funnier than the joke… is wearing it.


The Gildan Hammer™ H000 Heavyweight T-Shirt blends timeless style with a substantial 6 oz (203 g/m²) fabric that feels as good as it looks.

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton – dense, ultra-smooth surface perfect for custom designs
  • Classic unisex fit with seamless 7/8” rib collar, taped neck & shoulders
  • Durable construction – double-needle sleeves & hem resist twisting and wear
  • High stitch-density knit delivers crisp, vibrant print results
  • OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and responsible manufacturing for peace of mind

Whether you’re building a brand or outfitting a team, this heavyweight tee is the premium blank you can rely on.



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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 60
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 15.6 17 18.5 20 21.5 22.9 24.3


Care instructions

Wash Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron
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